全美超模大赛第一季

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主演:Tyra Banks

类型:综艺地区:美国语言:英语年份:2003

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  This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism.  The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)  Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.  If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.  And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...  This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool...星空影院桃花影院九九影院私人影院樱花影院星辰影院青柠影院神马影院三妹影院牛马影院金牌影院女哭声1986他是一只狗阿祖尔和阿斯马尔1号玩家伯特·克赖舍:今夜来狂欢敌人必须死缉盗沁感:未知的秘密望夫成龙(粤语版)黄金兄弟一年又一年双姝艳伪信者2圣女贞德1999松林之门黑白生化危机2022沉落的黄昏微笑在我心鸳梦重温变态者电影指南英雄黄骅神探飞机头2无上神帝梅德林人在囧途困冻空间两大无猜傀儡人边走边唱第三季

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